Absurdist AI comedy short, 12 seconds, vertical 9:16, music-led EDM beat, no text overlays, no captions, no logos, no watermarks. Immediate hook: a bright pink axolotl barista behind a tiny espresso bar. External gills morph into stretchy extra arms pulling shots and spinning cups on the beat. One latte flies, the axolotl catches it in its mouth, then deadpan stare at camera. Slapstick, original creature, no cats, no known viral IP.
