A plump orange goldfish with tiny round glasses works night security in a fluorescent aquarium store. Instant hook: goldfish in a tiny blue security vest floats past aisles of glowing tanks. Gag: a mannequin shoplifter tip-toes by; the goldfish blows one huge sticky bubble that launches the thief upside-down onto the glass ceiling. Morphy fins stretch like arms and stamp a neon REJECTED sticker on the thief forehead. Punchy EDM beat, no dialogue, no text overlays, no burned captions, absurdist comedy short, original characters only.