Vertical 9:16 absurdist AI comedy, 12 seconds, music-led punchy EDM beat, NO text overlays, NO captions, NO logos, NO watermarks. Immediate visual hook: a polite purple octopus in a tiny white dentist coat is the dentist. Patient is a nervous goldfish sitting upright in a tiny dental chair wearing a paper bib. The octopus uses six stretchy morphing arms to hold a mirror, drill, cotton swab, and clipboard at once. One arm drops the drill, another arm catches it midair without looking. Goldfish eyes go huge. Octopus gives a thumbs-up with a free arm. Bright clean clinic lighting, slapstick timing, dumb-funny creature comedy, original characters only.
