Photoreal handheld office comedy, vertical 9:16, soft fluorescent day…

Photoreal handheld office comedy, vertical 9:16, soft fluorescent daylight, open-plan office. Frame 1: a tired office worker in a grey sweater already sits at a tidy desk, staring at a laptop that shows only a spinning loading wheel, one grey city pigeon already standing on the desk next to the keyboard with a tiny rolled paper note tied to its leg. 0-2 s: the worker slowly turns his head to look at the pigeon. At 2 s: pigeons start flying in from the open window behind him and landing on the desk, one after another, each with a tiny rolled note tied to its leg. 4-5 s: the whole desk, the keyboard, the monitor top and his shoulders are covered with about twenty pigeons, wings fluttering, notes everywhere. Last 1 s: the worker turns and stares deadpan straight into the camera while pigeons coo around him. Sound: office hum, a computer error chime, flapping wings, pigeons cooing. No text on screen, no logos, no brand names.