Photoreal, handheld documentary-style vertical shot inside a small ol…

Photoreal, handheld documentary-style vertical shot inside a small old-fashioned barber shop, warm tungsten light, checkerboard floor, big mirror. Frame 1: a fluffy white sheep is already sitting in the red barber chair wearing a black barber cape, a deadpan human barber in a white shirt stands behind it holding electric clippers. Two other sheep with neat, tidy little trimmed fringes sit on the waiting bench in the background, watching. Beat sheet: 0-2 s the barber makes one careful pass of the clippers over the top of the sheep's head. At 3 s the sheep's entire wool coat slides off in one big fluffy piece and drops onto the floor, leaving the sheep completely shorn, pale pink skin, still wearing the cape. Last 2 s: the shorn sheep slowly turns its head and stares straight into the camera, totally deadpan; the barber freezes with the clippers raised; the two sheep on the bench look away. Sound: clipper buzz, a soft whump as the wool lands, then silence. No text, no logos.