Broadcast sports footage, Formula 1 pit lane, harsh daylight, telephoto TV camera. A tiny elderly grandmother in a cardigan and pearls rolls into the pit box on a red mobility scooter. A full pit crew of six other grandmothers in matching team fireoverall racing suits and helmets swarms the scooter with wheel guns, swaps all four tiny wheels in a blur of air-gun whirs, one hands her a cup of tea through the visor. The lollipop sign lifts. She pulls away at walking pace, completely serious, crew celebrating like they won the championship. Realistic, documentary sports broadcast look, natural sound of air guns and crowd cheer.
