Photorealistic vertical comedy, one continuous locked-off medium shot…

Photorealistic vertical comedy, one continuous locked-off medium shot, warm daylight in a rustic stone wine cellar tasting room, oak barrels behind. Frame 1: a fluffy white llama already stands at a wooden tasting counter on the left, a glass of red wine on the counter in front of it; on the right stands a fictional sommelier, a man in his 50s with grey hair, black apron and white shirt, holding his own glass of red wine. Both in frame the whole time. 0-6 s: the sommelier, very serious, demonstrates slowly: he swirls his glass, sniffs it, takes a sip, then leans and spits neatly into a small steel bucket on the counter. The llama watches him, chewing calmly, completely deadpan. At 6 s: the sommelier gestures politely to the llama, "your turn". The llama lowers its head and takes a sip from its glass. At 9 s: the llama lifts its head, turns to the sommelier and spits a big spray of red wine straight across the counter onto his face and white shirt. Last 3 s: the sommelier stands frozen, dripping, slowly turns and stares into the camera; the llama calmly goes back to chewing. Sound: quiet cellar room tone, glass clink, a soft sip, one loud wet spit, then silence. No music. No text, no logos, no subtitles.