Vertical 9:16 absurdist AI comedy, ~10 seconds, music-led EDM beat, no text overlays, no captions, no logos, no watermarks. Original character only: a bright orange traffic cone with stretchy rubber arms working as a construction flagger on a sunny city street. Immediate visual hook: cone springs upright holding a STOP paddle. Morphy limbs wave cars through, then one arm overstretches and the STOP paddle plops into an open manhole. Punchline: the cone freezes mid-pose, arms knotted, looking down the hole as a single hard hat tumbles after the paddle. Photoreal street, dumb-funny energy, crisp daylight, punchy comic timing.
