Photoreal vertical video podcast clip, one static front-facing shot,…

Photoreal vertical video podcast clip, one static front-facing shot, shot on a mirrorless camera, shallow depth of field, warm moody podcast studio with acoustic foam panels and a soft amber lamp. A wooden desk seen from the front with two large broadcast microphones on boom arms. On the left sits the host, a man in his thirties in a plain grey hoodie wearing headphones, facing three-quarters toward the camera, both hands resting flat on the desk, holding nothing. On the right, standing on the desk at the second microphone, is a real herring gull (white body, grey wings, yellow beak) wearing tiny black podcast headphones. In the centre of the desk between them sits a small white plate with one single triangle sandwich half on it. The sandwich is the only food in the scene. Both characters are in frame from the first frame. No text, no captions, no logos, no subtitles on screen. Beat sheet: 0-3 s: the host leans to his microphone and says in a serious interviewer voice: "People say you steal food." The gull listens, perfectly still. 3-5 s: the gull leans into its microphone and says in a calm, dry, deep male voice, beak moving: "Allegedly." At 5 s: the gull hops to the plate, picks up the sandwich half in its beak, and flies up and out of the top of the frame carrying the sandwich in its beak, wings flapping loudly. The sandwich leaves the frame with the gull. From this moment the plate is completely empty, only a few crumbs, and stays empty until the end. The gull does not come back. Last 2 s: the host looks down at the empty plate, then slowly turns his face to the camera and stares deadpan straight into the lens without speaking. Audio: quiet studio room tone, the two spoken lines exactly as written, wing flaps. No music. No other dialogue.