Absurdist AI comedy, vertical 9:16, ~12 seconds, music-led EDM beat, NO text overlays, no captions, no logos, no watermarks. Immediate visual hook: a plump gray city pigeon wearing a tiny headset sits inside a miniature airport control tower at a tiny regional airstrip. The pigeon frantically flaps both wings while gripping glowing orange signal light wands like a human air-traffic controller. Outside the glass, toy-scale passenger planes veer the wrong way, nearly collide, then do slapstick loops. The pigeon panics, drops a wand, pecks at a radar screen, then overcorrects with wild wing signals. Final beat: one plane taxis into a snack cart while the pigeon buries its head under a wing. Cartoonish physics, morphy limbs OK, bright daylight comedy lighting, punchy camera cuts on the beat. Original characters only. Comedy first, silent slapstick.
