Vertical 9:16 sports-broadcast comedy one-shot, 6 seconds, photoreal…

Vertical 9:16 sports-broadcast comedy one-shot, 6 seconds, photoreal cinematic. Backyard suburban scene: a tiny inflatable kiddie pool on a green lawn. A middle-aged businessman in a full charcoal suit and tie cannonballs into the shallow pool, huge splash of water. Beside the pool, three Olympic diving judges in navy blazers sit at a folding table holding up white score paddles that clearly read 0.0, 0.0, and 0.0. One judge shakes his head. Bright daylight, handheld sports-camera energy, shallow depth of field. Native audio: splash, muted crowd gasp, judge muttering "zero". No logos, no brands, no text overlays, no Tenerife, no beach.