Absurdist AI comedy, vertical 9:16, 12 seconds, music-led EDM beat drop, no text overlays, no captions, no logos, no watermarks. Immediate visual hook: a plump original cartoon axolotl in a tiny fluorescent-pink barista apron stands behind a busy cafe espresso machine. Its soft pink gills flop. First beat: it confidently pulls the steam wand, then its arms morph into long rubbery spaghetti limbs that whip wildly, flinging foam cups in slow arcs. Second beat: it tries to wipe the counter with one spaghetti arm while the other arm accidentally vacuum-sucks a croissant into its mouth. Final punchline beat: the axolotl freezes mid-spill, eyes wide, then its limbs snap back to normal stubs as the EDM beat hits and coffee rains in a slapstick cascade. Deadpan creature doing a human job badly, CatFlixer dumb-funny energy, original character only, cinematic lighting, sharp comedy timing.
