Grainy high-angle security camera footage, locked-off static camera m…

Grainy high-angle security camera footage, locked-off static camera mounted in the ceiling corner, one continuous take, no cuts, no camera movement. A sleek modern glass bank lobby in daylight: polished grey stone floor, a tall clear glass revolving door at the center of the frame. Two medieval knights in full shining steel plate armor with closed visored helmets. The first knight shuffles into one compartment of the revolving door and gets stuck: the door keeps spinning him round and round in a full circle, his armored body pressed against the glass, clanking with every turn, unable to step out on either side. The second knight stands just outside the door, motionless and patient, holding a long wooden jousting lance upright, the lance far too long to fit through the door. In the foreground, a bored security guard in a plain navy uniform sits behind a reception desk, chin resting on his hand, watching the knight spin past again without any reaction. Deadpan comedy, the gag reads instantly. Audio: rhythmic metallic clanking of armor against glass, the soft whoosh of the revolving door on every rotation, quiet lobby ambience, the guard sighs once. No text, no captions, no on-screen timestamps, no logos, no brand names, no signage text.