Vertical 9:16 absurd AI comedy short. No text overlays, no burned-in captions, no logos. Photoreal giraffe in a transit-worker uniform squeezed into a packed subway car as the conductor. Immediate visual hook: the giraffe's long neck sticks comically out through the open roof hatch while bored commuters stare. Giraffe punches ticket buttons with its mouth, neck sways with the train, then the train enters a low tunnel and the giraffe's head bonks the tunnel ceiling in dumb slapstick. Morphy neck stretch OK. Music-led punchy EDM beat, no dialogue, no voiceover. Smooth handheld camera, cinematic lighting, CatFlixer-style dumb-funny energy. Original character and plot only.
