Absurdist AI comedy, 9:16 vertical. A purple rubber desk stapler with googly eyes works night shift as a barista. Immediate hook: it stretches taffy-like arms to grab a cup. Beat drops. Morphy limbs slam espresso. Foam explosion. Customer is a paperclip wearing sunglasses. Deadpan slapstick, EDM music-led, NO text overlays, NO captions, original characters only.
