Vertical 9:16 absurdist AI comedy, music-led EDM beat, NO text overlays, NO captions, NO logos, NO watermarks, NO subtitles. Immediate visual hook: an ORIGINAL cute character, a soft rubbery avocado with tiny worried face, stubby legs, and morphic stretchy green arms, working as a frantic airport security screener. Bright comic lighting, dumb-funny slapstick. It waves a rubber spatula like a metal-detector wand at rolling suitcases. Suitcases bounce harmlessly off its soft body in rhythm with the beat. Punchline wait-for-it: its morphic arm stretches through the metal-detector arch, the alarm flashes on ITSELF, and it freeze-frames looking extremely guilty as the EDM beat drops. Original character only, no famous IP, no cats from viral brands.
