Hyper-real phone video filmed from the back seat of a small hatchback…

Hyper-real phone video filmed from the back seat of a small hatchback during a driving test, vertical, daylight, suburban road beside a park pond. Frame 1: a large calm capybara is already sitting in the driver's seat, both front paws resting on the steering wheel, a white "L" learner sign on the dashboard. In the passenger seat a serious middle-aged driving examiner in a grey suit holds a clipboard and says flatly: "Okay. Take the next left." The capybara slowly and calmly turns the wheel left, the car rolls off the road straight down the grassy bank and gently into the pond, water splashing up over the bonnet. The capybara keeps staring ahead, totally relaxed. The examiner, without looking up, slowly ticks a box on the clipboard. Sounds: indicator clicking, tyres on grass, a big splash, a pen tick. Natural handheld camera, realistic lighting. No text, no logos.