Hyper-real handheld phone video, night, the brightly lit entrance of…

Hyper-real handheld phone video, night, the brightly lit entrance of a luxury hotel, red carpet, brass doors, a black sports car idling behind. Frame 1: a grey donkey wearing a red valet vest and a small black valet cap stands at the valet podium, and a silver car key ring with two car keys is already hanging out of the donkey's mouth, clamped between its teeth. A man in a dark suit beside it stares at the keys in shock with his empty hand still held out. The donkey slowly pulls the keys fully into its mouth, chews with loud metal crunching, and swallows; the keys are gone. The donkey then looks straight into the camera, blank and calm. The man puts both hands on his head. Sound: city traffic, metallic crunching, a gulp, then silence. Deadpan comedy, realistic lighting. No text, no logos.