Photorealistic candid office photo, shot on a phone, natural fluoresc…

Photorealistic candid office photo, shot on a phone, natural fluorescent office light. Setting: a bright corporate office corridor with grey carpet. Character: a small white-and-brown Nubian goat with long floppy ears, wearing a blue lanyard and a tiny navy necktie. Scene (one week later): the goat sits in a small private glass-walled office on a black leather office chair behind a white desk with a small office cake with one candle. On the glass door, a neat brushed-metal nameplate reads exactly "HEAD OF SHREDDING". In the corner of the office, the tall black paper shredder is unplugged, its power cable coiled on top, gathering dust. The goat looks straight into the camera, completely calm. Deadpan, believable, funny. The only text in the image is the nameplate "HEAD OF SHREDDING". No logos.