Hyper-real vertical concert-hall footage, single continuous shot, war…

Hyper-real vertical concert-hall footage, single continuous shot, warm stage lighting, red velvet seats, gold balcony. Frame 1: a full symphony orchestra of forty golden retrievers and labradors in tiny black tuxedo bow ties already seated on stage, holding violins, cellos and a tuba, playing solemnly. A grey tabby cat in a conductor's tailcoat stands on the podium in the foreground, baton raised, very serious. 0-9 seconds: the camera slowly pushes in over the cat's shoulder as the dogs play a grand classical crescendo, ears flopping, totally focused. At 10 seconds a loud doorbell rings "ding-dong" and a bright red light above the stage side door flashes. Instantly every dog drops its instrument and turns toward the side door barking wildly, the tuba clangs to the floor, sheet music flies. Last 3 seconds: the cat conductor slowly lowers the baton and turns to stare dead into the camera, deadpan, while the barking continues behind. Sound: rich orchestral music, then doorbell, then forty dogs barking, a tuba clang. No people, no text, no logos.